healydanes:

they should have a tinder for friends like hey girl wyd wanna drink wine and get our nails done

(via moistpits)

seijousetter:

*collapses on my king sized canopy bed with lavender satin sheets and goose down pillows in a baby pink silk robe holding an empty (but once full) swarovski crystal wine glass, throwing a maincured hand loosely over my eyes* im in love

(via altprada)

offgloss:

eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti

(via toocooltobehipster)

thequeermisfit:

Me: *gets anxious*
Me: chill

Me: *gets jealous*
Me: chill

Me: *overthinks*
Me: chill

Me: *gets clingy*
Me: chill

(via toocooltobehipster)

"When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump. Otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life and that I can’t do."

A Most Violent Year (2014), Dir. J.C. Chandor  (via wordsnquotes)

(via wastedromance-deactivated201807)

likeigiveabother:

thank you, nature, for pre-slicing oranges for us. You didnt have to and you did anyway and that was cool of you

(via -poprocks)

hijacker:

can u imagine how small the worlds population would be if vaginas had to reach an orgasm in order to get pregnant

(via this--too--shall--pass)


  • me:Oh what the fuck
  • friend:what happened?
  • me:this scenario I created in my head got intense
  • zuge:

    i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

    (via altprada)